Bread

I got home from the hairdresser today to find Anthony and Addie playing on the couch. Right as I was hanging up my coat, I hear Anthony say, "She smells funny." I'm like, "huh? What does she smell like?" His well thought out reply, "bread." Hmmmmm. So I finish putting up my stuff and showing off my new do & go to pick her up. Yeah she smells funny, it's called a DIRTY DIAPER. He was so playing me. He says, "oh, really???" with a silly grin on his face. He didn't even lift a finger to pretend he was thinking about going to take care of it. Goober. The smell of bread will never be the same.